F*ck the Police (what, what)

All of the advertisements leading up to tonight's Grammys touted the "long-awaited reunion of The Police".

Really? Was it really long-awaited? Are there really just scores of fans out there clamoring for a Police reunion? Or is this just more of the whole "let's see what else we can get rich, bored Boomers to pay for" rock 'n roll reunion tour craze?

Why would we the music fans eagerly await such a reunion? The Police never really left. Sting, sadly, has continued to make rather milquetoast adult-contemporary crap for years. I honestly never considered how wonderful the world would be if they got the band back together. Honestly, I'd be more pleased to see Scrantonicity live than The Police.