Lessons learned?

The AP just reported that actress Renee Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney have split after less than six months of marriage. Now, usually I don’t care about the private lives of celebrities, but I made an exception here. Why? Because I would like to think Renee heard the songs allegedly written about her on The White Stripes’ Get Behind Me Satan and thought, "Goddamn, Kenny Chesney isn’t gonna make music like this about me. What was I thinking breaking up with Jack White?"